@goblindogs how is he so wise & yet unburdened by lifes sorrows
the panel of the chef dog judges rolls up to give their verdict
The Council of Ancients Renders Their Judgment on the Foolish Mortals
goblindogs what is the significance of these idols
the significance is: run
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The old mother goblin had been humming around the kitchen, looking for things to throw into the broth, until she stopped short in front of the window.
The night was black as bitumen; her children couldn’t see just what had disturbed her, but the look in her eyes told them it was something big.
“Gather your belongings,” she told her children, not looking away from the window - or, to be more accurate, whatever lay beyond the window. “Leave through the back door. Run to the farm next door. They’ll hide you.”
“But mother - ”
“Do as I say. Quickly!” The children, unaccustomed to hearing their mother speak in such a sharp tone, obeyed immediately. They gathered their clothes and trinkets into a bag and fled from the house, running through the inky blackness of night for the neighbouring farm.
“You took my husband,” she whispered. “I won’t let you take my children, too.”
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can’t decide if this is more deserving of an emmy or of a grammy
It’s time.. for you to see.. the outside world with your own eyes. Your body… and your soul… are your own. Forget about us. Live… for yourself.
And find… a new leash on life.
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goblindogs what kind of goblin is this??
domestic slate goblin
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“Skinny people face discrimination too– people are always asking me if I’m anorexic!!”
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I am actively annoyed by “the poor millennials vs. entitled boomers” posts now. Everyone of them is “your generation had everything while mine is suffering in squalor” as if the majority of boomers live comfortably and every millennial is broke. People making lazy generational arguments is always obnoxious in any direction, but it’s moved from “parents just don’t understand” responses to this actual serious thing where folks want to act like every baby boomer had equal access to the benefits and advantages they insist “defined” a generation even though they were really only defining for a specific but vocal subset of a generation.
Because my black working class parents and grandparents didn’t get to participate in a lot of the shit that built and sustained a stable and functioning middle class for their generation, so a lot of that wealth consolidation was shut off to them. As a result, financial stability has always been a precarious thing for them and I imagine that’s true for a lot of people with similar circumstances who aren’t the ones in mind for these posts but are very much a big part of the generation being described as having more opportunity. They were being screwed over then and they’re being screwed over now.
It’s clear that your grievance is with late capitalism, institutional white supremacy and the general fiscal irresponsibility of the rich. However it’s easier to blame old people, because then you get to ignore how rich white millennials are also complicit in continuing to promote the inequality you’re bringing attention to. As if Silicon Valley, DC and Wall Street aren’t littered with ambitious young folks with tons of money and connections just itching to climb to the top via the same tactics.
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Every Photo From NASA’s Apollo Missions Are Now on Flickr
The Project Apollo Archive uploaded more than 8,400 high-resolution images the astronauts took during NASA’s Apollo Missions of the 1960s and 70s. The collection includes every photo shot with the Hasselblad cameras on the lunar surface, from Earth and lunar orbit, as well as during the journey between the two. All the photos are unprocessed versions of the original scans.
My little pony G3 Valentines Day Ponies - Candy Heart
Rejected Goosebumps Titles
The Day My Arms Went on Fire
Save Me From the Big Worm, Kyle
My Dad’s Dog is a Alien Dog
Don’t Look Under Uncle Frank’s Sideboard (There is a Ghost)
Shit, Monday Already? Um… Night of the Sofa 3