My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive.
All of the front lettering is felt that has been hand sewn to a dress (from ebay). Most of the nutritional facts on my bum are done with puffy paint. The cap hat is made from cardboard, phonebook paper, hot glue, and some netting.
My purse is a large Pom Wonderful bottle, dyed with alcohol ink, lined in cellophane with a ribbon strap and button closure. Wig is from Amazon! Shoes are thrifted.
Please let me know if you have any questions, and Happy Halloween!
This is amazing
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im not paying three dollars for this theres no capri sun and they didnt spell salammy right
when you inform Mother that you would like to eat lunchables just as the other schoolchildren do at luncheon
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you cant fuck the disney headless horseman. i really dont know what to tell you pal. no matter how it sounds i dont think hes interested in getting head from you in the conventional sense. he literally wants to get your head. i spent thirty minutes trying to come up with a joke for this post and you know what, fuck it, this is what you’re getting. you’re gonna cease your coveting of this apparition’s neckstump and you’re gonna damn well like it
you cant fuck the skeleton band from the 1967 halloween special “mad monster party”. i always wondered why they had that hair and now i realize theyre supposed to be the beatles. drawing one of my trademark wild conclusions i guess in this universe the beatles must have all died simultaneously. you can wonder who or what caused their deaths, but mi amigo you’ll find it a momentous task to derive any kind of stimulation from these departed liverpudlians’ dusty, dickless pelvises. “dry bones” indeed. speaking of which i havent done a post on yellow submarine yet have i. now theres a thought. i bet somebody out there wants to jork the blue meanies
inktober #29, “you’re brilliant”
tfw ur showing ur gf how to do some magic & she gets all mushy 👀
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Get one of my new babies! I only have 9 available! Link to my shop in my bio <3 #storenvy #alicorn #pegasus #unicorn #zambicandy
!!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!!
Spring Valley High School Student Brutally Assaulted By School Officer On Video, Not The First Time Officer Involved In Brutal Arrests
A South Carolina school officer grabbed a high school student from her chair, knocked her to the floor and dragged her across the classroom on Monday, a video shows.
The brief, shaky video shows an officer grab the student by her arms while she’s sitting at her desk and flip her over, toppling the desk. The officer then proceeds to drag the girl to the front of the classroom like a rag doll . The officer also appears to restrain the student by putting her arms behind her back.
This all happened because the student had refused to hand over her phone and leave class before the school officer became involved. Apparently that’s now justification for assault on a child?
Robinson, who recorded the encounter on his cell phone, told the Columbia TV station:
“I’ve never seen anything so nasty looking, so sick to the point that other students are turning away, They’re just scared for their lives. That’s supposed to be someone that’s going to protect us. Not somebody to be scared of.”
He believes Field intended to make a scene when he moved the girl’s laptop out of harm’s way and asked another student to move his desk. “He could already tell what he was going to do,” Robinson added.
The officer has been identified as Deputy Ben Fields. Fields, an 11-year veteran of Richland County Sheriff’s Office, has been a resource officer with Spring Valley High School since 2008.
This isn’t the first time he’s been involved in something like this!! He has been named in at least two lawsuits during his time with the sheriff’s office, including a case accusing him of racial bias. On top of all that, an Army veteran saw the video and spoke about his own rough encounter with deputy Ben Fields.
The school district released a statement saying that Officer will not be welcomed to any of their schools. He has been placed on administrative duty while the investigation continues.
#StayWoke
The character “Purple Unicorn” is for sale! $30 through pp!
you get all rights to this design, including deciding their gender, species, story, etc. the cutie mark is optional if you don’t want them to be associated with mlp C:
click here to buy (you can also check if its open or closed in the deviation title)
Or send me an ask!
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