puff-pink:
“minxy-meow:
“ Punk Style Catrine. This Catrine had super greasy hair that wouldn’t get clean and soft, so off with her head! I wanted to keep with her pink and purple color scheme, just bolder. The glitter is held in pace with a layer of...

puff-pink:

minxy-meow:

Punk Style Catrine. This Catrine had super greasy hair that wouldn’t get clean and soft, so off with her head! I wanted to keep with her pink and purple color scheme, just bolder. The glitter is held in pace with a layer of paint and a layer of glue.

@mauve-meow

(via puff-pink)

liighty:
“ I want the glasses pony to be so happy shE CRIES
”

liighty:

I want the glasses pony to be so happy shE CRIES

(via magicallittleponies)

speedwag:
“this man deserves to die for making me look at his forehead
”

speedwag:

this man deserves to die for making me look at his forehead

  • my brain because I've spent too much time on the internet: I should write a slam poem about how the curiosity rover is my enemy
  • my brain in ten years when I have hopefully quit the internet entirely: I love my wife and have forgotten what inflation fetish means
speedwag:
“your reputation precedes u…….
”

speedwag:

your reputation precedes u…….

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crystal-gems:

rose-quartzs-room:

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Doll Divine has been working on making a gemsona doll maker for a while and… it’s finally out! Click here to find it! It’s super cool, especially if you have a gemsona and can’t draw, or if you’re just trying to make a new one!

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There are a ton of different gems to choose from, several shapes, and several places to put the gem(s)! 

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Not only that but there’s pretty much no limit to what body type your gemsona can have! You can customize EVERYTHING. You can even add more arms if you want to make a gem fusion!

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You can give them cool outfits and cool eye(s) and cool classes and pretty much cool anything! I literally made this one in live five minutes so if you actually take your time to make one just imagine how cool it can be.

Click here to get to doll maker!

:U

(via mrimmortal)

yungmethuselah:

I can get y'all 20–30 dudes identical to that Hey Arnold! voice actor beardman at a vegan “burrito” food truck that parks a few blocks down from my office, just message me saying you don’t love yourself and I’ll do it.

Last night when i was having sleep paralysis i kept having visions of this white man in his early thirties with red hair & a beard. His eyes were angry he looked like a horrible young Louis CK. bring him to me

doppelgender:
“ andromeda40002019:
“ who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses
”
the clunk wrote this
”

doppelgender:

andromeda40002019:

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

the clunk wrote this

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aryll:
“ more fish fashion (fishion) because I am literally going to make out with a fish
★ part one
”

aryll:

more fish fashion (fishion) because I am literally going to make out with a fish

part one

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rasec-wizzlbang:

cocobutterbella:

rasec-wizzlbang:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

rasec-wizzlbang:

severalowls:

rasec-wizzlbang:

sindilex:

rasec-wizzlbang:

jesus-lizard-journal:

rasec-wizzlbang:

rasec-wizzlbang:

Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters?
this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness

what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss? 

possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich

The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.

1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.

this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.

There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.

You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.

the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem…
someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?

The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day).  Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers.  If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day.  Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.

that sounds doable!
our goal is now clear

ok but why tho?

if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it

(via ximelas)

airlesscell:

dark google show me locations of illegal farmers markets with secret fruits and vegetables 

(via gryffon)

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nogfhaver:
“ dagfella:
“ new fave cryptid
”
*takes a panorama shot of a normal polar bear walking past me* spotted
”

nogfhaver:

dagfella:

new fave cryptid

*takes a panorama shot of a normal polar bear walking past me* spotted

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