these ferrets = the selfies of white dude anime bloggers on this site
s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100%
s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad
Whom do i have to unfollow to not have to see Nicki Minaj Brother Bailout Discourse on my dash
ok well in my “"opinion”“ which i KNOW is ”“”“"not always correct”“”“”
when the aliens come and they see that we’ve been doing miss universe pageants without inviting them for the past fifty years they are gonna be so mad
(via funeral-gnome)
i always hate my friend’s boyfriends so if you’re my friend and you’ve got a bf, just know i hate him and u can do better
(via futchcassidy)