men can stop writing now. we’ve heard everything you have to say and we’ve decided collectively that that’s enough. thanks for the input
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This vegan baking show is unreal…
Host: “ Oil out the muffin with a little bit of coconut oil, or vegan margarine.”
[ Cryptic, sinister voices singing to ominous tune]
“~ Vegan margarine. Whole wheat flour, baking powder, cinnamon, sea salt. Raisins, non-dairy milk, maple syrup, extra virgin oil!~”
Host: “ Pre-heated my oven to 300.”
Forgot to post pictures of new rat babbies- Dorian and Wilbur! These are about a week old so naturally they’re already bigger.
Omg!
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Wow! Charlotte Russe is having a HUGE 60% and More OFF Sale! You can score clothes for as low as ONLY $2.49. Hurry though, it looks like sizes are selling out quick! Don’t forget to shop through Ebates to get 2% cash back or 2 Swagbucks per dollar on your order. Enjoy :)
Today only - Charlotte Russe is offering an extra 30% off everything + free shipping! This includes sale items. This deal ends tonight at 11:59pm pst on January 10th. Happy savings :)
Charlotte russe has a sale like this like every other month but its still friggin sweet
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Fiberglass is neither fibrous nor glass-like, it gets its name from Robert Fiberglass. He didn’t invent it, he just won the naming contest by eating the most of it.
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Saw Stephen Fry live last week, and he told us this story: Just after the first Harry Potter book had been released, he was offered the role of narrating it for audiobooks. He hadn’t read it, and was simply told it was a children’s book, so figured it would be an easy afternoons work. When he met JK Rowling, she mentioned that she was writing a sequel. Stephen replied very condescendingly “good for you”.
A few years down the line, the books are selling well, and he is doing the recording for the Prisoner of Azkaban, when he runs into the phrase “Harry pocketed it”. Stephen could not say this line. It always came out as “Harry pocketeded it”, unless he said it ridiculously slowly. They tried time and time again to get it right, but to no avail. Eventually, he called up JK and asked if he could say “Harry put it in his pocket” instead. She thought for a moment, then said “no”, and hung up.
The phrase “Harry pocketed it” appeared in the next four books.
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An overgrown swimming pool abandoned in a housing complex.
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she was so afraid of the bees that she refused to take off the veiled sunhat and gloves.
they should have know better when they didn’t see a single bee.
she led them through the forest striding weightlessly,the light dappling her uncovered legs as they walked to her home. there were no blue veins under the pale waxy skin.
her arm brushed theirs as they walked inside and her skin seemed to vibrate slightly. she explained it away as a quickened pulse brought on by not having entertained a guest in so long. a little flattery and a shy smile behind black mesh goes a long way.
when she bent over them to set the table she smelled strongly of warm paper and sweet candles. the strange flowery food was amazing and she hummed to them while they ate. she didn’t stop humming when they looked up and asked why she still wore the veiled sunhat indoors.
she didn’t stop humming as she lifted the veil and a dollop of warm waxy skin slid down her face, barly missing the beauty mark that stepped out of the way to avoid it. another drop fell from her dainty wrist as the bees bled out of her.
she didn’t stop humming when they started to scream.
bee witch design commission for alizabug! i may have taken this a little too far.
the Bee Witch is kind of scarecrow-like. she uses pieces of hollow bone as a skeleton and relies heavily on clothing to give the impression of a body. exposed skin and hair are imitated using thin layers of wax and paper which melt if the swarm gets too excited. because of the melting issue she keeps her face covered which also hides proof that it might have been someone else’s face at one point. the wax hides rot preeeeeety well but. you know. the bees do their best with human facial expressions but the veil is so much more forgiving. a good shape shifting insect witch lets the set pieces do most of the heavy lifting and has magic pick up the spare bits.
she uses the humans she traps as new hosts for the swarm so the ‘hive’ i’ve drawn her in has probably been used for WAY too long as there are barely any human bits left. there might be hands in those gloves and feet in those boots but they probably aren’t as carefully preserved as the face. they are probably lookin’ Rough.
she tends to have the amazing/terrible fashion sense of a small child who’s really into botany.
