slimetony:

driad:

slimetony:

driad:

slimetony:

image

reblog this and you will hear great news

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

So this bastard pony scammed me? I reblogged, wheres my fuckin news? Fuck his emotions, I payed for news, not tears.

the good news is he decided to spare your life and not turn you into dirt

(via carmilla-hollis-22)

GUESS WHO WON THE LOTTERY?? not i friend

fuks:

leave him alone

(via unclefather)

biomorphosis:

This is a ghostly web-footed gecko, they can be found and perfectly camouflage among the powdery reddish sands of the Namib Desert, their primary habitat.These geckos have adapted their webbed feet not only to help them stay atop, but to bury beneath the dunes of the Namib Desert. Strictly nocturnal lizards, they spend the day in self-dug burrows and emerge at night to feed.

Their bloodshot-looking eyes are massively oversized to help them detect prey, which includes crickets, grasshoppers, and small spiders. They move surprisingly quickly across the sand, and adhesive pads on their toes make them excellent climbers.

People sometimes hunt these tiny lizards for food, and human encroachment is destroying some of its habitat. Their estimated lifespan in the wild is about five years.

(via kidhedera)

forests-in-neverland:

This is stallion has stunning looks and is very sportive.  He is approved for breeding and is already breeding with super quality progeny.  He is a fabulous colour most likely perlino although not officially colour tested. He is tall at 167cms and has nice gaits will make a dressage prospect as well as breed stallion.  He has started competing in dressage. 

(via dogjpeg)

hetphobia:

cumslutscootaloo:

hetphobia:

cumslutscootaloo:

hetphobia:

cumslutscootaloo:

hetphobia:

cumslutscootaloo:

hetphobia:

lms / reblog if youre heterophobic

Wow, so edgy.

okay “ccumslutscootaloo” whose description is “Salutations! I’m Drake, and I’m the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. Sapiosexual. I’m Anti-Feminist, but I believe in equality, making me an Egalitarian. Anti-SJW, Anti Bullshit, Pro-Confederate, White Pride, Anti- Gun Control. Steven Universe and MLP Fan”

You have “hetphobia” as your URL, idiot.

if you’re the nicest guy i’ll ever meet i think im done meeting guys :(

I’m nice until I come across bullshit like this.

are you nice when you come across bofa

What the fuck is bofa.

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

(via werewolve)

mikestoklasa:

me: i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it *immediately gets to it* ah,

(via zhonglis-ass)

shiftythrifting:
“Unicorn Goatee
”

shiftythrifting:

Unicorn Goatee

(via shiftythrifting)

numahachi:
“ SAVE TIME
KEEP SMILE
”

numahachi:

SAVE TIME

KEEP SMILE

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xfiles-behind-the-scenes:

X-Files Premieres 1998 / 2008 / 2016

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