January 17th, 2016 at 9:51PM

lambhoof:

the two ends of the bear spectrum

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11,656 notes #I HATE THAT FIRST BEAR#his proportions are too human to be walking around like that!!!!
January 17th, 2016 at 9:41PM
asker

blessphemy asked: yr a tenderloin

Thanks ur a rib

January 17th, 2016 at 9:39PM

talking to people who like metal

  • guy: hey man do you listen to any metal?
  • me: a little bit
  • guy: have you heard of funnel filled with rats? they're sick
  • me: uh, nope
  • guy: what about bloodswamp gut grass?
  • guy: or how about dogflesh tiny knife?
  • guy: elephantiasis of the ribs?
  • guy: engorged phallus?
  • guy: tiny needles that feel like big needles?
  • guy: the spear in thy dark heart?
  • guy: cat's mouth marauders?
  • guy: cave system filled with orcs?
3,107 notes #i love tiny needles that feel like big needles
January 17th, 2016 at 9:35PM
41 notes #pure...
January 17th, 2016 at 9:34PM

Consider A Terrarium

fakescience:

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January 17th, 2016 at 9:25PM

dilfgosh:

bruhtography:

feed him

he is deciding

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534,558 notes Source: twitter.com #ive read siamese have less of the allergy protein... i want one 😔
January 17th, 2016 at 9:23PM
rasec-wizzlbang: “ the early 2000′s were a lawless wasteland ”

rasec-wizzlbang:

the early 2000′s were a lawless wasteland

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128,678 notes #i remember this we had it at my friends harry potter themed 10th birthday
January 17th, 2016 at 8:59PM

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132,056 notes #im ready for this
January 17th, 2016 at 8:57PM
ambienttoast: “Why ” @blessphemy lets do this

ambienttoast:

Why

@blessphemy lets do this

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268,675 notes #better than yelling#more advanced
January 17th, 2016 at 8:49PM

hey mutuals this is really fun

childrentalking:

message me which cut of beef i am

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6,070 notes #if u tell me off anon I'll tell u what i think u r
January 17th, 2016 at 8:41PM

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January 17th, 2016 at 5:15PM

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January 17th, 2016 at 4:21AM

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January 17th, 2016 at 4:17AM

wrecknician:

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

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January 17th, 2016 at 3:35AM

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4,141 notes #this is the purest block of YouTube comments ive ever seen