@blessphemyWhen u get in an online argument you know you’re gon win
tag urself as my housemates
Sarah R:
-small and cute
-always stressed
-says “sorry” a lotSarah H:
-farts all the time
-sings annoyingly
-loves dogsSadiaa:
-sleeps on the couch
-eats microwave noodles every day
-has more friends than the rest of us combinedMe:
-beautiful and funny
-loves unicorns
-never pays rent or utilities on timeAgatha ll:
-a venus flytrap
-we left her here over thanksgiving break with no one to water her
-deceasedChristie
- a rodent that lives in the walls of my room
-mysterious
-loud chewer
tag urself as my housemates
Sarah R:
-small and cute
-always stressed
-says “sorry” a lot
Sarah H:
-farts all the time
-sings annoyingly
-loves dogs
Sadiaa:
-sleeps on the couch
-eats microwave noodles every day
-has more friends than the rest of us combined
Me:
-beautiful and funny
-loves unicorns
-never pays rent or utilities on time
Agatha ll:
-a venus flytrap
-we left her here over thanksgiving break with no one to water her
-deceased
Christie
- a rodent that lives in the walls of my room
-mysterious
-loud chewer
I found the absolute craziest redbubble account with the most bizarrely specific tee shirt designs I’ve ever seen in my life
bonus: the contrast of some of the titles vs the actual designs:
(via honeydrinker)
The special way a perfectly formed cube of fried rice plops out of the cardboard container when you go to reheat the leftover takeout that’s been sitting in the fridge too long
Reblog if you’re depressed
