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Gillian Anderson & David Duchovny for Rolling Stone magazine.
Jim Henson’s Newly Discovered Journal Reveals The Muppets’ Fascinating Backstory
If you’re a fan of the Muppets (and let’s face it, who isn’t?), then you’ve got to take a look at this! Jim Henson’s estate just released the Muppet creator’s unpublished early journals in which he recorded the backstories of his beloved characters. They’re absolutely incredible.
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![phoneus:
“ abstractbody:
“ gibbon skeleton
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hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
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gibbon skeleton
hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me?
[bones creaking painfully, gibbon screeching in pleasure and pain] YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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my favorite friends episode is The One Where Everyone Is Faceless. Rachel Sits Smooth-skinned On The Couch Where Her Face Should Be, And No One Has Their Faces. But They See You. Everyone Can See You. Everyone Sees You. There Is Noise Where Their Mouths Should Be, But It Is Not Human Noise. Banter Exists, But It Is Not Human Banter. And There Is Blood. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Gunther Has A Face, But It’s… Oh God. What Is Chandler Doing To Gunther? Oh God. Oh God. He Heard Me. He Doesn’t Have Ears But He Hears Me. Chandler Has Gotten Up And He’s Heading Towards Me. Oh God. Oh God. Gunther Doesn’t Have A Face Anymore Now. And He’s Rising Up. They’re All Standing Now. Oh God. There’s Blood. Blood. Blood Is Everywhere. Blood Is Everywhere And It’s Nowhere. The Abyss Is Staring Into Me. Oh God. If You Fight Monsters For Too Long Then You Become A Monster Yourself. Oh God. it’s either that one or The One With All The Thanksgivings. those are my favorite episodes
Has a silk bathrobe
Avowed bachelor
Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing
@dayglopirate relevant to your interests
Here’s the list:
- Curious
- Extraordinary
- Eccentric
- Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing
- Inconsistent
- A sunset lover
- Smooth elbows
- A man with specific mannerisms
- Sleeps diagonally
- A perplexment
- Rides the carousel
- An evening botanist
- Classically athletic
- Fraternally-minded
- Wears a light wristwatch
- Gives a careful handshake
- Gives too much change for a dollar
- A fluent swimmer
- A keen-eyed birdwatcher
- Fond of his mother
- Elegant
- Built on an uncertain foundation
- Fluttersome
- A real jackdaw
- Avowed bachelor
- A gentleman of the piers
- Born with the caul
- Limber
- An aesthete
- In the way of uncles
- He throws a party with an open guest list
- Son of the moon
- A boy from Eton
- Always rings twice
- Has a silk bathrobe
- Not quite up-to-code
- He hitchhikes instead of taking the bus
- Stays ahead of the game
- A skillful mountain climber
- Salutes another flag
- An upside-down chimney-sweep
tag yourself I’m “a perplexment”
I am reminded of one of my favorite moments in cinema:
you can tell a harvard man about a mile away
because he looks *wolf whistle* just like a fly-away
always wears a pink chemise, he’s got dimples on his rosy knees…
My mom has always, 100%, referred to queerness (mine and that of others) as “shopping at a different Safeway.”
I fuckin hate this omfg
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Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)
how do i unlock this dog
that scientific name means eardog bigears
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- person: hey what should we name this flower
- second, much creepier person: baby's breath
it’s so hard to keep some opinions to myself when i’m 100% right about everything always
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