My Matilda tattoo. Under a week old. By Caroline Beet at The Holy Ghost in Rotherham.
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“The middlefinger, from nail to wrist is a projection of the spine. Notice all meridians have a link to this area…!
Massage this ‘spine’. and concentrate on the area that links to your pain.”
This is the man who lives in my hand??
how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span
this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet
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Once I said something to the effect of “he’s more impressed with himself when he calls you beautiful than he is with you” as some sort of statement towards the self-serving nature of compliments from men. This is especially true when you are not conventionally beautiful, in whatever way that means to you. The exchange then becomes “I can see beauty in you” carrying the implication that other men cannot, and you are supposed to thank him for completing such a strenuous task.
What is a man calling a woman beautiful if not giving her value an expiration date.
you, with the naivete of a child - “institutions are inherently corrupt”
me, sagely - “have you never heard of old friends senior dogs sanctuary”
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I can’t even open this to judge it
we deserve global warming
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nope:
(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)
I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???
Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.
i want to die
I’m having serious Alien flashbacks and I don’t like that. If you’ll pardon me i’m doing the most sensible thing….. getting my flamethrower and torching that mushroom
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