9 Geese Who Have Taken Over My Daughter’s Bedroom And What Each Of Their Jobs Seems To Be
We accidentally left the window open in my 2-year-old daughter’s bedroom last week when we went out to run errands. Some geese came in while we were gone, and now we don’t know how to make them go away. There are nine of them, and each of them seems to have a job of some kind. I wish they would leave.
in sickness and in health, in relatable feels and less relatable feels
Do u ever get annoyed at your dreams for being too literal. Like yeah that was the exact situation I’ve been anxious about thanks Brain really creative stuff
romance
me: im scared about this. im not good at it
boyfriend: dont worry!! youll get better with time
[35 years later]boyfriend: wow . i was so wrong. I was so frucking wrong. i dont think ive ever been this wrong about anything. holy shit
(via dongboss)
