Was walking alone through the alley behind my apartment and saw a weird guy so I checked that I had my pepper spray and I guess the guy saw me do that because he said “Don’t worry, I’m more scared of you than you are of me” and I said “Ok” and he said “I’m terrified of women”
Next time you finish up a jar of molasses or some chocolate syrup don’t toss it away without adding some milk first and shaking it up for a delicious treat and to get the value out of your ingredients.
Do you guys want to hear about my single most autistic behavior
I used to eat silica gel just to prove that it was fine to eat and there was no reason to let fascism win. Everyone hated me doing this so much, yet would give me silica gel packets as joke gifts all the time anyway. I don’t know what they expected.
Anyway after a while I had so many that I started opening them up. And then I started sorting them by color and shape with a pair of tweezers into vintage class bottles.
