> be me, c. 900 bc
> in mycenae with companions
> see man proclaiming he is the son of zeus
> doubt.frescpeg
> my companion proclaims “that is nothing, i am the son of bofa!”
> the man responds, “who is this bofa, that claims to be greater than the lord zeus!”
> companion screams, “ΒΟΓΑ ΔΕΕΖ ΝΥΤΣ”
> banished for his barbarism
> mfw
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Wolf And Tiger
what did the tiger say to the wolf and tiger?
lets go catch some food my little,cool,blood eating frends
Lani Ka'ahumanu, founding organizer of BiPol, the first and oldest bisexual political network, marches in the 1984 Lesbian and Gay Freedom Day Parade. Photo credit Arlene Krantz
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so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
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@blessphemyyour moth girlfriend is super nervous about you seeing her in her swimsuit
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