reallyreallyreallytrying:

dogs love going in the car and being warm. so you’d think being in a hot car would be right up their alley

reallyreallyreallytrying:

lesbians are amazing… it’s incredible what women will come up with if left to their own devices

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me and my buddies are making FREE rocks by mixing glue we stole from the hardware store with dirt we stole from the park

reallyreallyreallytrying:

in rudolph the red nosed reindeer the guy is like “you know dasher and dancer etc. but you might not recall one specific reindeer… rudolph” be serious dude. come on.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

as the owner of an 1100w microwave i find it hard to empathize with people who have a 900w microwave

(via dyatlovpassingprivilege)

beetledrink:

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they want me to feed him to my crabs like the cow being fed to the velociraptors in jurassic park

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fairy-wren:
“ green junglefowl
(photo via mountainsbeyond.org)
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fairy-wren:

green junglefowl

(photo via mountainsbeyond.org)

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I can’t stop thinking abouf this man from my dream last night… not in a sexy romantic way but because I know he was someone from my real life but I cant place him. He was this quiet and serious blue-collar redhead guy with a beard and i know i know him from work but idk which job… in the dream I’d volunteered to go on a car trip with him to do some kind of chore without realizing it was a long drive… it was awkward at first bc we don’t know each other very well but then he put “this love isn’t crazy” by carly rae jepsen on the car stereo and said even though she was a lady pop artist he liked her because she was dedicated to sobriety, like him… anyways I don’t believe in anything but i wonder if he dreamed about me too and today is also troubled and trying to remember who i am. Or maybe carly dreamed about both of us

fruitchouli:

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where is this queen i need to correspond with her

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maykitz:

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mitzibotz the cat, from 2008 and 2007, as featured on the hungarian, german and quechuan wikipedia articles for “pet”

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thalassarche:
“Water Rail chick (Rallus aquaticus) - photo by Gunnar Pettersson / wildlifepictures.se
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thalassarche:

Water Rail chick (Rallus aquaticus) - photo by Gunnar Pettersson / wildlifepictures.se

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maykitz:

hmm today i think i will treat statistics as infallible knowledge downloaded from planet earth’s objectively correct stat counter instead of a summary of information someone obtained in some way and is now presenting to you a certain way

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moldspace:

yes i made eraserhead baby in a pottery class

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