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P I N K cOcO
Lovvvvvve
I want this entire aesthetic
Lil Kim crush on you pastel looks
(via polaristhelight)
“Okay, so this stroller seat can spin 360 degrees. What’s our angle?”
“Things that spin!”
“Great, things that spin. What spins?”
“Dreidels!”
“Tilt-O-Whirls!”
“Helicopters!”
“What? Helicopters don’t spin.”
“Well…the top thingie does. You know, the top part, *motioning* It spins around like, ‘WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH.”
“Okay, helicopters. Can we get a helicopter?”
“Uh…sure. I think Dave has one.”
“Great, we’ll borrow Dave’s helicopter. What else?”
“The mom should be wearing an ill-fitting polyester jumpsuit!”
“Okay…but as long as the jumpsuit is simultaneously way too tight but also loose and sloppy, like stretched-out disco pajamas.”
“We can do that.”
“Great! So we’ll have Dave’s chopper, sexy-pilot-disco-jammies, and the stroller. Where will we shoot?”
“It’ll have to be at Dave’s parents’ house.”
*Looking confused*
“Because that’s where he keeps the chopper.”
“You don’t think that’ll look weird in the background?
“Not any weirder than the rest of it.”
“Great. Let’s do it. Oh, and make sure the baby is like, ‘WTF.”
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I hope to achieve this level of eccentric in my life
What the fuck
(via crowtrail)
So how long will it be before I see that Hitchhiker’s quote about the people electing the lizards
BE THE CHANGE YOU WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD
“On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”
“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”
“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”
“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”
“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”
“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”
“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”
“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”
“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in.”
*shoots finger guns* Thank you so very much.
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