Anonymous asked:
okay so wtf do you do after high school
idk you get emails
they should make gum for cats they Have the personality for it
I know most people see their pets as their children but my cat is my roommate. The fact that she’s an adult is so much funnier to me. She’s had a rich, troubled kitty life, being a disabled homeless girl who got pregnant and was taken into a shelter and lived as a teenage mom raising her five kids. Watched her babies grow up, find themselves in adulthood and move on to their new families. A young empty nester, no husband, no property, no credit, no job, and social anxiety. She finally finds a roommate willing to pay rent, a young lesbian she can trust and become friends with. Except she has to deal with me baby talking her and scheduling her meals and giving her unwanted kisses on her little soft kitty head
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Watch to the end with sound, I’m begging
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When I took an aerial shot of the city of Kyoto, there was only one house with a face. Text and photography by Hisa
@Hisa0808
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Long-tailed bombyx, Trichiocercus sparshalli, Notodontidae
Found in Australia
Photos 1-5 by cherylmacaulay, 6-7 by hdavid, and 8-10 by intravertebrate
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critics should save it for conversations with their friends. what you thought about a movie has no place in the news paper
i don’t need to go to the doctor. i already know what’s going on: god is using dermatitis to punish me for shoplifting
my love language? is wrapping a bunch of tomatoes in an old grey sweater and leaving it in the road to teach whoever runs over it to drive more carefully ❤
(casually) by what name did your mother once go by? when she was a maiden?
it’s surprising how many directors choose to not start their films with the main character finding a four leaf clover






