honestly, most people who get turned into monsters in fiction are like OH NOOOOO WHAT HAVE I BECOME I AM HIDEOUS I MUST HIDE MYSELF AWAY but if someone were to change me into a monster that would be preferable like hell fucking yeah, my four eyes and six limbs don’t need to pay fucking taxes anymore bitch i’m out
this is me as a monster with four eyes and six limbs eating a banana and riding a bike and not paying taxes: truly having it all
Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of Whills Saga 1: THE STAR WARS
the original title of STAR WARS. what a magnificent beast that shitty movie would have been… a crap puppet space show… an embarrassment to the genre… no sequels, no reboots, no honor…
