I had a nightmare that Ted Cruz was elected president and his first speech as president opened with “Hello everypony”
I tried waking myself up so hard that I had a headache when I finally woke up
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i dont know why they decided to add a whole section to the Doom wiki just about plush cacodemons but im glad they did.
this my collection of knife dogs, feel free to add to the collection!
Dangerous
Man I want to know which knife puppy picture went against the community guidelines.
dark tumblr show me the illegal knife puppies
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Idk if its just me but there’s something so unsettling and lovecraftian about these pics of the masterchef judges
this is like the mona lisa where shes smiling that cheeky smile what r u hiding from me george what secrets lie in ur stubbled sphere of a head
my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
Clearly she had to stay with us.
Child, when we are apart, I will still be with you in smaller ways. You’ll find little pieces of me all over the earth.
My voice will find you on the autumn wind. My eyes will be in every drop of dew. You will hear my heartbeat when you lay your head upon the pillow.
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is there a word for an emotion stronger than fear
Time for another Saturnalia Saturday! Show your love for the ringed planet with these super fun pieces from Jeremy Scott’s Fall 2016 Ready-to-Wear collection featured during New York Fashion Week.
- Summer
gwynn-ap-nads asked: ok so we've seen reptiles on skateboards and it was amazing but has anyone thought about *bam bam bam* amphibians in rollerblades?
yeah !!!
@shaebay, axolotl on quads! Eeep!
Omg yes! Though he needs some gear so he doesn’t hurt himself!
when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other
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nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
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