The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures
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Kitchen Night Mare
fiddle-dee-dee, the sjws are triggered again! i chortle at the petty squabbling of the unenlightenèd masses! how titillating - to observe such small minded bickering from my stance of logicke and rætionaliteigh. guffaw! guffaw! what mirth
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why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much
Put on baby oil when you’re in the shower
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One of us only tells lies and one of us only tells the truth. You may ask one question.
who is a good boy
Totally crushing on judyjetsons’s 2014 outfit roundup! We’ve spotted several in our own Style Gallery as well. :)
themostbeautifulplacesintheworld:
The Cinque Terre is a string of centuries-old seaside villages on the rugged Italian Riviera coastline. In each of the 5 towns, colorful houses and ancient vineyards cling to steep terraces, fishing boats bob in harbors and trattorias turn out seafood specialties along with the Liguria region’s famous sauce, pesto
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