todaysbird:

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the canada jay is a small member of the corvid family native to north america, primarily canada and the northern united states . they are often compared to chickadees and similar small birds, rather than their close relatives crows and ravens, and sport an unusually ‘soft’ appearance for the corvid family. however, their eating habits are rather vicious. this bird is omnivorous, feeding on everything from chokecherries to slime mold. despite their appearances, they are voracious hunters and conquer not only insects and arthropods, but also nestling birds and small mammals of comparable size such as mice. they have even been recorded taking an adult warbler in flight. these birds are monogamous and stay together for life; in the event a bird is widowed, they may take another mate. canada jays produce a ‘dominant’ offspring every clutch that stays on the parents’ territory the following year.

jeezypetes:

I wish my enemies would post on Facebook more often. How else am I supposed to know if my prayers for their downfall are working

HE GRADUATED now i know god doesn’t listen. Or catholicism is real (my enemy happens to be a devout catholic)

psikonauti:
“Maria Prymachenko (Ukrainian,1908–1997)
Pigeons, 1968
gouache on paper
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psikonauti:

Maria Prymachenko (Ukrainian,1908–1997)

Pigeons, 1968

gouache on paper

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closet-keys:

watched glass onion & my hot take is that it should have ended with benoit blanc going home and testing positive for covid

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cungadero:

if i was a deer the first thing i would do is get a prion disease. the second thing i would do is run into traffic

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skinwretch:

skinwretch:

guys it really is not that big of a deal if people draw warriors characters as scottish folds. one of the most well known characters in the series is a brachycephalic persian cat

like through this line of reasoning all warrior cats fanart is technically unethical for depicting outdoor cats

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hardoncaulfield:

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won’t clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

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mutant-distraction:

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platypus babies

ahguzelistanbul:
“Kapalı Çarßı -İSTANBUL
By Salvador Barki
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ahguzelistanbul:

Kapalı Çarşı -İSTANBUL

By Salvador Barki

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headspace-hotel:

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tkingfisher:

Right! Apropos another post, let’s talk about lawn crayfish aka The Lobsters Beneath Our Feet!

This is Craw-Bob. He’s about three and a half inches long.

somewhat horrifying closeup of blue and green lobster-like animal staring at the camera with beady little eyesALT

Long ago, when I had only gardened in the Southeast for a year or two, I saw an interesting hole in a flowerbed. It was rather deep and had a muddy front porch. I gazed into this hole, thinking “Ooh! Is it a rodent? A snake? A toad?”

And then I saw
the Claw.

It was unmistakably a crustacean claw. And it was in a hole in my yard. My terrestrial yard! Why was there a crustacean in my flowerbed?!

I could not have been more astounded if an octopus tentacle had come flopping out. I ran screaming for my husband and the internet, both of whom said “Yeah, that’s a lawn crayfish, they do that.”

And yes. There are about 400 species of crayfish* in North America, and a not inconsiderable number of them are burrowing species. The devil crayfish, which builds little mud towers, ranges from the Rockies to the Atlantic and as far north as Ontario. There are a number of other species as well. Some are limited to stream banks, but many burrow in lawns, flowerbeds, and other places with consistently damp soil, which means that there is a non-zero chance that when you wander around the grass, a tiny lobster is lurking somewhere beneath your feet.

You would think that more people would know this, but at no point in my life had anyone ever mentioned it to me.

Being me, I immediately set out to determine if other people knew about lawn crayfish and I had just somehow missed it. I took an informal poll—by which I mean I accosted random strangers at the farmer’s market, the coffee shop, and my doctor’s office—and discovered a stark divide. Half the people looked at me like I was telling them I’d seen a lawn chupacabra and the other half looked at me like I’d asked if they’d ever heard of squirrels.

It was not divided by social class or education. The farmer with the heirloom breed hogs knew about them, his wife did not. My nurse practitioner first thought I was hallucinating, then went out into the clinic, and began demanding to know if her co-workers had heard of this. My barista was like “Yeah, mudbugs,” but he’s from Florida, so may not count.

My theory is that if you know they’re there, it’s just a fact of life so obvious that you don’t bother to comment on it, and if you don’t—well, why would you ever assume that any given hole in the ground comes from a goddamn MINI LOBSTER? And since they mostly just hang out underground during the day and don’t really hurt anything, it just doesn’t come up very often, until one day you’re at the farmer’s market, just trying to sell some organic tomatoes, and a wild-eyed woman with a Studio Ghibli T-shirt descends on you yelling “Are you aware of lawn crayfish?!”

(Yes, they’re edible, but it’s a lot of work popping them individually out of their burrows.)

During torrential rains, they will often leave their burrows and wander around, which is how I got the photos of Craw-Bob. My hound spotted him in the garden and poked him with her nose, whereupon Craw-Bob poked back. Hound, not sure what was happening but that it was probably bad, began doing her “release the humans!” alarm bark, and I came out to find her toe to toe with a crustacean who was waving its claws and presumably screaming “Come on if you think you’re hard enough!” in Lobster.

Despite their willingness to fight everything, they’re pretty harmless. The most they do is move soil from underground to a little pile above. I’m sure golf courses hate them. Our local county extension office suggests “These nonprolific creatures should be appreciated like an interesting bird or turtle living on the property.” Some, like the Greensboro burrowing crayfish, are so rare they were thought to be extinct until somebody found one in the backyard.

So. Lawn crayfish. They exist! And could be lurking underfoot as we speak!


*or crawfish, depending on where you’re from.

@headspace-hotel I know plants are more your thing but this still seemed like something that might interest you.

I knew these guys existed! There’s a bright blue species in West Virginia that was discovered only a couple years ago!

themuppetmasterencyclopedia:

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Mantivore

PERFORMER Frank Meschkuleit

DEBUT 2022

DESIGN Jim Kroupa builder

The Mantivore is a large, praying mantis-esque creature that resides in a spout by Craggle Lagoon, as seen in the Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock episode “Craggle Lagoon.”

His menacing appearance and dramatic way of greeting people has led the Craggles to believe he’s a vicious beast. However, Red and Lyle Craggle discover the creature, who prefers to be called “Manty,” is quite genial. Red accuses him of stealing the water from Craggle Lagoon, but he reveals to her that she and her friends were actually responsible when they inadvertently created a new waterfall in the Great Hall.

He is seen again in the season finale “All of Us,” celebrating the return of water to the lagoon.

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jame7t:

Thousands, if not hundreds of bugs exist

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This typo is sending me. Surgrise? No, probably not.

cornbreadlesbian:

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Swedish interiors

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