He throws like 8 children out the window but takes a special trip outside to place the pizza dog safely on the lawn

(via kittykat8311)

slimetony:

deadpoolsdickwarmer:

slimetony:

scientists invented new bones

no they didn’t randy

ask them. they put em in while we were snoozin

(via honeydrinker)

barbieprivilege:

customers: how’s your day going?

me:

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koreanmodel:
“ Bae Yoon Young by Kim Moo Il for Beauty+ Feb 2016
”

koreanmodel:

Bae Yoon Young by Kim Moo Il for Beauty+ Feb 2016

(via orcababie)

thriftorama:
“ hitmewithcute:
“ Cheerio Challenge
”
It’s over, she won
”

thriftorama:

hitmewithcute:

Cheerio Challenge

It’s over, she won

(via bowiesnippleantennae)

(via crowtrail)

loveboycott:

  • fandoms dont own tumblr
  • hipsters dont own tumblr
  • humour blogs dont own tumblr

you wanna know who owns tumblr??

  • Him
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(via ronnie-bon)

temptalia:
“ New on the blog | Too Faced Totally Cute Palette for Summer 2016 Read more… http://bit.ly/28KL41K
”

temptalia:

New on the blog | Too Faced Totally Cute Palette for Summer 2016 Read more… http://bit.ly/28KL41K

(via sisterlich-deactivated20210312)

Burger king should not be allowed to know me this intimately

Burger king should not be allowed to know me this intimately

(via chloemackey-deactivated20170623)

siyun5:
“ !!!!
”
@blessphemy this is ur look

siyun5:

!!!!

@blessphemy this is ur look

(via goopgirl)