He throws like 8 children out the window but takes a special trip outside to place the pizza dog safely on the lawn
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scientists invented new bones
no they didn’t randy
ask them. they put em in while we were snoozin
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- fandoms dont own tumblr
- hipsters dont own tumblr
- humour blogs dont own tumblr
you wanna know who owns tumblr??
- Him
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Burger king should not be allowed to know me this intimately






