snorlaxatives:

not to sound dramatic but the scholastic book fair in elementary school is the most pure and genuinely happy place i’ve ever experienced in my life

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consolation:

edge-of-existence-edge:

The term “aardvark” comes from the Afrikaans meaning “earth pig” or “ground pig”.  It has also been colloquially called “African ant bear” or “Cape anteater”.  In reality, however, it is related to neither pigs or anteaters or bears.  It is a completely unique mammal, the most evolutionarily distinct animal in the world.

and we love her for it

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twinkquisitor:

please watch this

there is no movement for the first few seconds that’s normal okay

goodbye

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  • Me (@me): It's gonna be okay~ It's gonna be okay~
  • Me (@me): why tf you lying all the time
  • Me (@me), louder: IT'S GONNA BE OKAY~ IT"S GONNA BE OK~!
whoopsrobots:
“ Thank you, clown, for the blessing you have brought to us
”

whoopsrobots:

Thank you, clown, for the blessing you have brought to us

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shiftythrifting:
“Here’s another random find from my work!
”
Im obsessed with this i need it??

shiftythrifting:

Here’s another random find from my work!

Im obsessed with this i need it??

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relatable mentally ill feel

decadentiacoprofaga:
“ From ะ•ัะปะธ ะฒ ะปะตััƒ ัะธะดะตั‚ัŒ ั‚ะธั…ะพ-ั‚ะธั…ะพ by Suzanne Byalkovskaya, 1989. More pictures and information in fairyroom.ru (it’s so pretty!)
”

decadentiacoprofaga:

From Если в лесу сидеть тихо-тихо by Suzanne Byalkovskaya, 1989. More pictures and information in fairyroom.ru (it’s so pretty!)

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weirddyke:

if u cry to more than 3 sufjan stevens songs in a row he’s summoned to your location and gives you a small bird that drinks your tears

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asker

Anonymous asked: why are the hot ones always gay

phukers:

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

phukers-deactivated20150516:

Because straight people are ugly

Someone apparently isn’t a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Martin Freeman, Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleston, or any other straight, famous person.

I stopped after Benedict Cumberbatch

  • my horrible brain: eventually someone is gonna draw those senior dogs from the Facebook sanctuary as anime men
  • me: let me live a single moment of my wretched life in peace you absolute gremlin

ahalloweensky:

People I wanted to look like growing up. I used to look through my FRUiTS book and dream of looking like them, and when I got to around the age of 12, tried (and failed horribly) to copy how they were dressed. I was particularly enamoured by the plastic clothing, transparent bags, and electronic and toy accessories! I’m feeling so nostalgic right now.. J-fashion has changes a lot! (for better and worse)

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