what if there were a bird that was like a flamingo but weirder and gayer in every way. i present to you the roseate spoonbill π¦
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Amazing:
This dancer 🕺 is considered an ‘Essential Worker’ 🫢
Once a week this taco shop 🌮 in Boystown, Chicago 🏙️ lays off its staff so this Immuno-compromised 😷 man can dance. The entire staff 👩🍳👨🍳 is rehired the next day 👍.
We got these shots with A Go Pro® 🎥
This Monday The Blue Angels ✈️ will fly extra low 👀 to support this Hero’s 🦸♂️ dancing 🪩
Extremely low.. 😳
But The Angels 😇 said it wasn’t low enough 😰
So Chicago bit the bullet 🔫
The Blue Angels 👼 will be flying BELOW the city this Monday. 👀🫢😱🎊
But it’s costing Chicago vital infrastructure 😬🏦🏢💥
The mayor 🤵🏾♀️ had this to say
“The drill sounded cool to me 😰”
But god didn’t like that answer 🌩️⚡️
So he took The Sun ☀️ away 🌑
But Then LollaPalooza Happened 💃🕺🎶👩❤️💋👩
And The Economy Went UP 💰📈🤑
And The Sun 🌞 started a GoFundMe 💵
So next time you’re walking around 🚶 during the day 🌎🌤️
Don’t Forget To thank this Nameless Hero 🦸♂️🕺🤲
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Sheepy jumping spider, Oviballus vidae, Salticidae
Found in South Africa
Photo 1 by craigmain, 2-9 by hrodulf, and 10 (for scale) by sallyslak
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Long-tailed bombyx, Trichiocercus sparshalli, Notodontidae
Found in Australia
Photos 1-5 by cherylmacaulay, 6-7 by hdavid, and 8-10 by intravertebrate
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Anonymous asked:
what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??
you may not have the clubber’s temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield















