possumnest:

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what if there were a bird that was like a flamingo but weirder and gayer in every way. i present to you the roseate spoonbill 🦐

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wizardpink:

rongzhi:

A watermelon eating contest

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English added by me :)

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ruched:

Jocie Juritz

Cat boots

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highkeyvibe:

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Malcolm 🫢🏿

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lizardsister:

Amazing:

This dancer 🕺 is considered an ‘Essential Worker’ 🫢

Once a week this taco shop 🌮 in Boystown, Chicago 🏙️ lays off its staff so this Immuno-compromised 😷 man can dance. The entire staff 👩‍🍳👨‍🍳 is rehired the next day 👍.

We got these shots with A Go Pro® 🎥

This Monday The Blue Angels ✈️ will fly extra low 👀 to support this Hero’s 🦸‍♂️ dancing 🪩

Extremely low.. 😳

But The Angels 😇 said it wasn’t low enough 😰

So Chicago bit the bullet 🔫

The Blue Angels 👼 will be flying BELOW the city this Monday. 👀🫢😱🎊

But it’s costing Chicago vital infrastructure 😬🏦🏢💥

The mayor 🤵🏾‍♀️ had this to say

The drill sounded cool to me 😰”

But god didn’t like that answer 🌩️⚡️

So he took The Sun ☀️ away 🌑

But Then LollaPalooza Happened 💃🕺🎶👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

And The Economy Went UP 💰📈🤑

And The Sun 🌞 started a GoFundMe 💵

So next time you’re walking around 🚶 during the day 🌎🌤️

Don’t Forget To thank this Nameless Hero 🦸‍♂️🕺🤲

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onenicebugperday:

Sheepy jumping spider, Oviballus vidae, Salticidae

Found in South Africa

Photo 1 by craigmain, 2-9 by hrodulf, and 10 (for scale) by sallyslak

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onenicebugperday:

Long-tailed bombyx, Trichiocercus sparshalli, Notodontidae

Found in Australia

Photos 1-5 by cherylmacaulay, 6-7 by hdavid, and 8-10 by intravertebrate

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Botox isn’t evil you guys it’s a super cool medical treatment that can also stop you from getting wrinkles if you want to spend hundreds of dollars on that

zegalba:

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β€˜A Collaboration with Nature’ environmental artworks by Andy Goldsworthy (1990)

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asker

Anonymous asked:

what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??

powerburial:

you may not have the clubber’s temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield

great-and-small:

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It’s not a phase mom it’s industrial melanism

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