sometimes, when i want to really treat myself, i turn my phone brightness up juust a little bit. i feel like i’m splurging. like i’m living a king’s life. sometimes i turn it up all the way and i’m like, “this is what god’s phone screen looks like.”
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Ok I’m worried that tumblr apparently has targeted ads now (i just graduated from tufts) but like more importantly what is going on here:
1) theres a picture of a key, but it’s the word MAJOR that’s capitalized
2) so is it a music pun? In that case, why a picture of a key instead of a music themed image
3) is the MAJOR a reference to me being identified a university student? But then, again, why the key?
4) was this ad made by a robot? Can rcn not afford human advertising services? I pay them like $20 a month for my share of the wifi what gives
THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!
He’s fine. He got a bath.
Lush glitter is made of seaweed.
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***** To celebrate 1650 lovely and thoughtful followers, I’m doing another fabulous pony giveaway- giving away a Princess Celestia and Princess Luna Build a bear- one for each of the two lucky winners! **********
RULES:
1. MUST be following yodawgiheardyoulikeponies or my main blog ariar to qualify!
2. Likes AND reblogs count! Unlimited reblogs, but please be mindful of your followers!
3. US shipping ONLY! You will also need your ask box open, as I will give the winners 48 hours to contact me back, if not, I’ll pick another winner!
4. The winners will be selected via a random number generator. There will be 2 winners- one for each Build a Bear!
5. Contest ENDS September 15th!!!
****PRIZES!!!!!!*******
There will be two winners- one winner will win Celestia and one will win Luna! Whomever is the first winner to respond to my message telling them that they’ve won will get their first choice, and the second winner will receive the pony that the first one didn’t pick!
**NOTE: The Build a Bears will be shipped to the winners UNSTUFFED- for two reasons! This will allow you to have the magical experience in your own Build a Bear store of stuffing your bear, and it also lowers the shipping costs on my end (: ***
The winners will ALSO receive super fun bonuses with their ponies!
GOOD LUCK!!! *******