goblindogs:
“ iridiceae:
“ zodiacbaby:
“ i arrive at the ball in my finest gown. i descend from the stairs like an angel from heaven and strike a pose
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@goblindogs
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i am wearing my finest velvet coat and my second-best doublet. from across the...

goblindogs:

iridiceae:

zodiacbaby:

i arrive at the ball in my finest gown. i descend from the stairs like an angel from heaven and strike a pose

@goblindogs

i am wearing my finest velvet coat and my second-best doublet. from across the room, i see you, swathed in sorbet-colored tulle. the assassination is canceled. no one told me my target would be so beautiful 

(via moonry)

penworthy:
“ please read the opening sentence of this story i wrote in 6th grade
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penworthy:

please read the opening sentence of this story i wrote in 6th grade

(via notastr8k8)

jeezypetes:

People celebrating the arrival of fall feels like a personal attack… Like have u no pity for me and my horrible lizard nody

It’s like y'all are excited about how leaving the house when its below 65F feels like instant death to me

People celebrating the arrival of fall feels like a personal attack… Like have u no pity for me and my horrible lizard nody

landofscrubsandcrumbs:

if i didnt have depression no one could fucking stop me. i only have depression because otherwise im too powerful

(via 5ci)

let-the-rainbow-remind-us:

drew pinkie pie taking a nap so might as well let her friends join her! we’re all tired.

Sleep well ponies, tomorrow the sun will shine and you’ll do fine

(via yodawgiheardyoulikeponies)

woonyoung:
“ The cowgirl witch needs to bring the farmer witch to her trip!! Please enjoy~
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woonyoung:

The cowgirl witch needs to bring the farmer witch to her trip!! Please enjoy~

(via king-small-deactivated20230615)

@blessphemy we get these but with honda fit counts 0-18. We carry all 19 hats around with us every day to switch out and maintain accuracy

@blessphemy we get these but with honda fit counts 0-18. We carry all 19 hats around with us every day to switch out and maintain accuracy

(via werewolve)

sales-aholic:
“ Calling Amazon Prime members! Amazon is offering 50 free 4×6 photo prints with shipping. Here’s how:
• First, scroll down the page and click on the ‘Get Started’ button here.
• Then it’ll take you to your Amazon Drive, where you can...

sales-aholic:

Calling Amazon Prime members! Amazon is offering 50 free 4×6 photo prints with shipping. Here’s how: 

  1. First, scroll down the page and click on the ‘Get Started’ button here. 
  2. Then it’ll take you to your Amazon Drive, where you can upload and store photos for free if you’re an Amazon Prime member.
  3. After you’ve uploaded your photos, add 50 4×6 prints to your cart.
  4. Use promo code: BABY50FREEPRINTS for free photos & free shipping!

Hurry though, this deal is valid for a limited time only (I’m not sure when it’ll end). If you’re a college student, you can score a free 6-month Prime trial with your college email. If not, you can also score a free 30-day Prime trial for everyone here instead. Enjoy :)  

@blessphemy I’m gonna get 50 copies of the cash wolf pic w u n sads remind me when I’m sober

(via sales-aholic)