Someone fucking ratted me out for wearing headphones at work? I don’t even care who it was I thought maybe i could have one thing to prevent myself from craving death for 7 hours a day and everyone could just be cool about it but i guess not!
chestnuts roasting on an open chestnuts… chestnuts nipping at your nose…
@blessphemy this is us
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harry potter books rated by the mention of swans
- philosophers stone: no mentions. 0/10
- chamber of secrets: fawkes is described as the size of a swan. a heart stopping moment. 8/10.
- prisoner of azkaban: no mentions. 0/10.
- goblet of fire: fawkes again mentioned as the size of a swan. just as exciting as the last time. 8/10.
- order of the phoenix: fawkes once more mentioned as the size of a swan. a happy occasion as always. cho's patronus is a swan. a thrilling and heart warming moment. 10/10.
- half blood prince: no mentions. disgusting of a book this size. 0/10.
- deathly hallows: when neville opens the portrait of ariana the portrait is said to have 'swang open'. When the only mention of a swan is inside another word you know it's a bad read. 1/10.
naomi campbell in vivienne westwood
1991 lfw designer of the year awards
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everytime someone on the street at work says i have a cute dog: *catfish justin voice* it’s not my dog
look at these incredibly drunk and incredibly tender pics of me and my gf
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I saw these shoes last week and since that moment I have not know peace. My crops are failing, my animals are sick, snakes have manifested physically in my home-
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I love Sunbeam! She was the first G1 pony I ever found at a thrift store; at the bottom of a plastic bin full of toys. I was so thrilled to find her, even though she was well loved! My Sunbeam has the letters “APL” written in pink highlighter on her shoulder, and her yellow streaks and glittery cutie mark have almost completely faded away. She’s the grandma of my herd, and one of my favorites!
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