rare squats in ‘47, triple OG trendsetting. cut the hynas a check.
Fuck yr gringo ass hardstance
Love!
In love 😍
“Pachucas broke taboos of their time by wearing men’s-style pants sometimes and appearing in public often with their pachuco boyfriends; at the time, a “good woman” was considered to have her place in the home. They defied gender stereotypes and roles in Mexican-American culture in much the same way flappers had in European-American culture in the 1920s.“ (x).
I am DONE with FACEBOOK these moms I went to high school with have ZERO CLUE they’re sharing fetish art as a cute mommy meme
So… Instead of informing said FB moms of what they’re actually posting, you just bitch to Tumblr because they don’t know everything you do? That’s super mature of you!
yeah lemme just go tell this woman I talked to twice when we were 17 that I recognized her harmless repost as my little pony porn that’ll brighten her day
Yeah, hi, customer service? CIA? I need to report something odd: all of this.
The concept, Faux Grass Ball Sculpture, is pretty odd to start, no?
The Information section where it says Updated traditional vinyl green grass ball is also odd. I can’t quite put words to it, but it’s unsettling.
Can be decorated with lights. I mean, you can kinda put lights on whatever. This orb doesn’t possess a single feature apart from being made of vinyl (or so it keeps repeating; sounds a bit desperate to me). At least not any features it’s being up front about.
The pricing is gallingly odd. Look at it. What is going on here?
Given all that, it is undeniably odd at least five (5) persons appear to have purchased such a mysterious and expensive orb.
1 Question Answered. OK, so you’re thinking maybe this’ll clear some things up, haha.
Thanks, Damion.
There’s some secret plot going on, isn’t there? These are Russian spy orbs, a way to covertly distribute materials to various cells. That’s got to be what these strangely extravagant “vinyl” grass spheres are, right? Think about it. Zero regular people are going to buy this. It’s perfect. Wow. The agents communicate using reviews and maybe also lights unless that’s thrown in as a false trail. Holy shit.
There’s an undeniable nobility to King Kong, in whose mighty breast beats a hero’s heart. But if he were real, and if he were a true champion of the little guy, what might have gone differently this year?
1. The Flint water crisis: A real, live, conscientious King Kong would have shaken the heavens and torn up the Earth to bring clean drinking water to the people of Flint, MI. What would be a significant public works project for mankind would be child’s play for Skull Island’s favorite son, who could rip Flint’s dangerously corroded pipes out of the ground as easily as pulling carrots and carve up furrows to funnel safe drinking water from Detroit. Unfortunately, as King Kong is only in movies, Flint’s crisis continues.
2. The Dakota Access pipeline protests: With a flesh-and-blood King Kong on their side, the Sioux would have had nothing to fear. There’s no way in hell that Morton County law enforcement would have committed such callous brutality against the Standing Rock protestors once they caught sight of the mighty Kong towering alongside the Sioux water protectors. And if they’d tried, King Kong’s immense hide would have shielded the protestors from water cannons, rubber bullets, pepper spray, and concussion grenades, though in keeping with the spirit of peaceful protest, he’d never retaliate, except maybe to toss a few squad cars around.
