Every dude on Chopped whose intro shows him cooking with liquid nitrogen was a Gary Johnson voter
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Hey guys guess what if u reblog those posts that are like “you can fall in love with someone platonically!” Or “bring back platonic kissing! I want to be able to kiss my friends on the mouth without it being weird”……………….. you’re gay
Me on the dash avoiding funnyman posts
“We must not look at goblin men we must not buy their fruits, who knows upon what soil they fed their hungry thirsty roots”
remember when music was good… back in 2009…
*pouring cold corn straight from the can into my mouth* i have depression
if i’m wearing a skirt and the wind blows up and u see my underwear.. then u’re welcome
i dreamt that someone was like “hey can you show me your futuristic dance move again” and it turns out the futuristic dance move is sticking your arms straight out in front of you, locking the elbows, then bobbing your knees while singing the words “If you wanna change your gender” at which point you unlock your elbows and lean in to say “you can! you can!” while fist-pumping and it just repeats