i want to be clear: i hate every single part of that gif with the fucking guy who made his beard into a bowl and eats ramen out of it
just by itself, the idea of being so far into “beard culture” (a subset of “bacon culture” and a sister of thought to “mustache culture”) that you think throwing hair products into your beard until it is hard enough to serve as a bowl and then eating out of it is cool? that’s nauseating
but there’s a lot more going on there. one, there’s the fact that it’s ramen noodles. you know what i eat a lot of? ramen noodles. you know what fucking sucks? ramen noodles. they’re bad. they taste like salt and sickness in the best of times. i eat them because they don’t cost any money and i can’t afford to have better food, not because i fucking dig ramen noodles. two? he pours sriracha on plain ramen noodles. “sriracha culture” was born out of “bacon culture” and i’ve come to despise it just as much. look, i love the stuff, but come the fuck on. and it’s making his beard even more disgusting. but three, he pours sriracha on plain fucking ramen noodles, ramen noodles that are in his beard, and eats them with chopsticks (hey, that’s grievance number four) and makes a face like it’s fucking delicious. fuck him. i hate him. i hate him so much.
i am so glad we’re still roasting this guy clear into almost 2017
Let him live tbh? he’s having harmless fun
Sarah I’m breaking up with you for defending this disgusting man
