neilnevins:

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

(via sisterlich-deactivated20210312)

eroscestlavie:
“Your WCW writes a post about how “your MCM wants the JSTOR hat” but really it’s she who wants the JSTOR hat
”

eroscestlavie:

Your WCW writes a post about how “your MCM wants the JSTOR hat” but really it’s she who wants the JSTOR hat 

(via memorytheorem)

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peaceful-moon:
“Abandoned Yellow House in Nova Scotia
”

peaceful-moon:

Abandoned Yellow House in Nova Scotia

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jadelyn:

mrs-transmuter:

It’s so gross and hypocritical to frame food waste as a personal failing. Like, people are dying of hunger because someone forgot some leftovers at the back of their fridge and ended up throwing them away. Major chain grocery stores throw away millions of pounds of food because it’s “too much work” to donate it, and then poison it and destroy it when they throw it away to punish dumpster diving. 

Waste is not a personal failing. It’s engineered by corporations, and they profit off of obscuring that.   

Much like water waste - shaming a dripping bathroom faucet for wasting water, while hundreds of gallons get wasted in industrial settings.

Always be suspicious of micro-focused framing of environmental issues, when there’s the possibility of macro-level issues hiding behind them.

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thenatsdorf:

First encounter with sand.

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marimopet:
“ tomfordvelvetorchid:
“ labias:
“I just took this narcissism test lmao
http://time.com/3136687/narcissist-quiz/
Let me know what you got!!
”
I got 23 lol
”
i got 25 LMAO
”

marimopet:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

labias:

I just took this narcissism test lmao
http://time.com/3136687/narcissist-quiz/
Let me know what you got!!

I got 23 lol

i got 25 LMAO

(via notpietromaximoff)

thesuckdickforclogsgirl:
“this is ART and nobody cares
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gaysaints:

pins given out with different slurpee flavors at 7/11 from 1968 to 1970

(via ripeningfruit-deactivated201802)

bjdz-nuts:
“Can you guys believe I only need one more Novi Star?!? I think my fave is Carmela Sweet.
”

bjdz-nuts:

Can you guys believe I only need one more Novi Star?!? I think my fave is Carmela Sweet.

(via vvizardz)

househunting:

$224,900/5 br

Bennington, VT

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