lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.
(via cheekedupwhiteboy)
bro i cant remember /hj or /lh or /pos or whatever. just sneeze like a normal dog so i know we’re only play fighting.
(via cheekedupwhiteboy)
Why does tumblr have a specific button to report a blog for sexually explicit material but not a button for reporting a blog for hate speech or terrorism when those are far more pressing and dangerous things
Like if you wanna narc on somebody for porn it’s got a special button and the site assures you they’ll look into it right away but if someone calls you a sissy faggot and tells you to kill yourself you gotta go through seven steps including the specific link to whatever post it was and also describe it in detail just to be sure because we can’t have any ambiguity here and we can’t risk you misidentifying fucking hate speech. Like why can I trust you to search for the evil nasty porn like a bomb squad dog but you won’t notice hate speech unless I give you the exact coordinates and a reference?? Fuck off.
(via generalhaberdashery)
Do u guys think anyone will notice if i take a nap under my work table. I already had a nap sitting in my chair and it wasn’t enough



















