Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924
Charles Dana Gibson’s New Cartoons, 1916
Even the fish have feelings.
anyone else’s chest cavity split open to reveal a cavern full of crystals and waterfalls and bats and shit tonight or is it just me?
@blessphemygot a girlfriend? keep a little chewed up fruit in your mouth so you can kiss her a yummy snack sometimes :)
Anonymous asked: Seymour! the tapir at my local zoo died recently :( care to say a few words?
Oh You Silly Gray Faced Entombed Fellow… He Merely Went Back To Tapirs Hole After Accomplishing His Mission On Your Planet Earth
seymour does this mean that this is not your earth? are tapirs from a different sky
St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, June 19, 1908
shut up bitch. you wear a hat to bed and you carry a candle around on a little plate.
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I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread
i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day
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