I asked my roommates friend what was in the vape I’d just inhaled from n she was like “indica (?)😏"n my roommate was like 😏 so i still don’t know what it was
imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..
Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.
This is bar none my favorite meme of all time. I cannot even begin to express the feelings that this image evokes in me because there aren’t human words for it.
When I’m depressed n trying to coax myself out of it i always talk to myself like the villagers from that episode of the twilight zone talk to the kid who can send them to the corn field with his mind
“It’s good that all you’ve eaten for the past two days is microwave burritos and gummy bears, Molly. Real good.”
When I’m depressed n trying to coax myself out of it i always talk to myself like the villagers from that episode of the twilight zone talk to the kid who can send them to the corn field with his mind
if u ever feel like u have really weird and specific and intense obsessions, i think you’d benefit from learning about this book i found in the library today
seems like it’s prob a normal book and weasels are a metaphor for something ? right ? like ? that’s what you’d think ? but no; no, look:
it’s literally about women and weasels. women and weasels throughout history. it’s a long, scholarly book about women interacting with cute furry rodent slinkies throughout history
i love you, maurizio bettini, whomever you may be. you keep doin you.
