This thing is a precious angel and all but it’s also exactly like an animal you’d find in a fantasy setting and think “wow this is really lazy worldbuilding”
every harry potter post on here thats not a super tenuous and ill-advised political metaphor is some exhausting 3-part affair where the first part is the op being like “can you summon a patronus specifically to suck your dick lol” and then some rando comes along and adds onto it like “no this is a very beautiful idea. imagine students in dumbledores army learning to summon customized fleshlight patronuses… imagine summoning a human shaped patronus you could date….. what if hogwarts professors knew fun pop culture references and said them to each other” and then the third part is someone posting an 80k word essay-fanfiction about their heroic slytherin OC being the first wizard ever to pioneer the Dickius Suckicus enchantment and starting the first sex positive wizard kink shoppe that ends up defeating voldemort or whatever the fuck
Sure but anyways the phrase “surfing porn” genuinely made me think like. Hot Barney Hangs Ten On The Most Tubular Foamy. Shit Gets Gnarly When This Sheila Shacks A Rad Pipeline
