The Funko Pop of Dorian Gray
this is a good joke but the concept of a funko pop physically aging terrifies me more than anything i’ve ever encountered in my life
(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me
me scrolling: poop boy FUNNY, poop boy FUNNY, poop boy FUNNY, hmmm what’s this…. ah, poop boy post FUNNY,
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TGIP (Thank God I’m Pretty)
New name for girls: tymothi
The Jacksonian, Cimarron, Kansas, February 9, 1922
Listen….. no offense but…. north is up and south is down
Currently my plan after this job is over in September is to adopt a small dog and go to stay with my friends mom in the wilderness of quebec where she raises chickens and cooks w wild mushrooms and raspberries and paints in her little studio and goes kayaking on their pond
Tiniest ever snail! I put him back exactly where I found him, he is unharmed :)
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I’m pretty sure i have allergies And a cold right and the friend i was supposed to go out with tonight didn’t text me back all day and the girl i thought was the love of my life and whom i moved all the way across the country dumped me bc she realized she wasn’t in love with me oh and I forgot to take my pill today so now I’m on my period. Also i have pimples now for some reason! But mostly i am trapped in a hell state where it never rains and it takes me two hours to get to work and i have approximately no friends OH the main thing i wanted to write was that I’m being ghosted by a potential therapist! That was the funny joke thing i wanted to write about this therapist emailed me back real quick with a list of times she was available and then when I responded…. nothing. The joke is I can’t even pay someone $100/hr to talk to me. Anyways my midnight ramen is getting cold so! Sayonara y'all!
Feral Burros south of Winnemucca, Nevada by Barbara Wheeler Photography.
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