Not to sound like 1930s bitch but u know how mail from nonprofit orgs gets that special stamp that they don’t put a postmark over it. So what’s stopping me from reusing those stamps for my own personal postage?? Not that I would do such a thang

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walwavet asked:

I remember an isopod that had what looked like scribbles or symbols on it. I can't remember the name but when I look for it I can't find it. Can you help?

crevicedwelling:

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a bit vague but a common species that fits the description would be A. vulgare

jeezypetes:

I want Walgreens avocado sushi so bad rn sorry sorry sorry sorry

My deepest apologies but i need to add that I wouldn’t even use my hands i would use my dexterous lips to put ginger all over the top (the walgreens sushi come predrizzled with spicy mayo sauce) and then eat them like a wild hog

2kcore:

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dragon plushies

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funzos:

2022 tufting compilation :)

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I want Walgreens avocado sushi so bad rn sorry sorry sorry sorry

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

Right before the tiger catches me I jump up and down and shake myself real hard so when he bites into my flesh my carbonated blood sprays everywhere and drenches him in a huge mess and then there’s only like two thirds of my blood and muscles left afterwards.

Tiger covered in fizzy blood walking back past all his friends and they’re like, “Uh. What happened to you? Did you get her?”

And he just goes “Shut the fuck up, I don’t wanna talk about it.”

hineway:

you know what day it is?

THATS RIGHT, ITS WATERMELON WOLF WEDNESDAY

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AWOOOOOOOOO

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henk-heijmans:
“Extensions, 2020 - by Jeanne K Simmons, American
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henk-heijmans:

Extensions, 2020 - by Jeanne K Simmons, American

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mrpresidantihaveyourtits asked:

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do you like my baby

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crevicedwelling:

a big old boar… I think male A. vulgare when they get to the age where they’re that pearlescent black color are some of the prettiest isopods. there really isn’t much that matches that deep sheen

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This sounds sooo good

teathattast:
“blondebrainpower:
“Amethyst grapes with jade leaves.
China, Qing dynasty, 19th century
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EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EA
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teathattast:

blondebrainpower:

Amethyst grapes with jade leaves. 

China, Qing dynasty, 19th century

EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EA

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neshamama:

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philippa iksiraq, β€œflowers,” 1990, felt, embroidery floss and duffle

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