Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes
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this is cleopatra! she is one of the 2 sulcatas that i’m petsitting (along with four dogs) she’s 5 years old and very energetic today!
The gardener is doing such a great job. You better leave her a good tip!
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the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift
lit af
she was gettin it
the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift
lit af
she was gettin it
my alarm rings and im instantly dropped into a nice hot bath
New York city studio apartment, only $1,600 a month (utilities not included).
Ripley’s Believe It or Die
Ripley’s Just Go Fuck Yourself
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Me n the girl i went out with on friday just exchanged pictures of our cats which I’m pretty sure is lesbian first base
IT’S A TORTIE BEACH PARTY!!! And you thought your summer was awesome… you got nothing on these shells!