July 30th, 2017 at 3:48AM

kouha:

My gf: mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves
Me, trembling: what

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87,217 notes #im the gf
July 30th, 2017 at 3:20AM

i invited this girl into my house after our third date and she said no thanks that i was “cool to chill with” and “a party” and thats why I’m naked in the kitchen drinking wine and making a frozen pizza at one am. That and i smoked a fair amount of weed

#I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#bye
July 30th, 2017 at 3:12AM

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21,040 notes #big müd
July 30th, 2017 at 2:39AM

aenex:

lesbianpoisonivy:

i want tom holland to spit the frog he keeps inside his mouth into my mouth

Why do we as a collective on this website say and do things

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July 30th, 2017 at 2:37AM

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42,698 notes #17!!!!#it was a dark blue chocolat
July 30th, 2017 at 2:37AM

milkyloveclay:

dragonfucker-supreme:

ok im seeing a lot of “powder that makes you say yes” edits on my dash rn but nothing beats the absurdity that is the original

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20,697 notes #salty boy
July 29th, 2017 at 8:15PM

comradekatya:

when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it runs away

image

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144,803 notes #😭
July 29th, 2017 at 8:13PM

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July 29th, 2017 at 3:51PM

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July 29th, 2017 at 11:46AM
yesterdaysprint: “ Bismarck Tribune, North Dakota, September 28, 1883 ”

yesterdaysprint:

Bismarck Tribune, North Dakota, September 28, 1883

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July 28th, 2017 at 1:03PM

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12,648 notes #müd
July 28th, 2017 at 1:02PM
stefunnylynn: “DON’T WORRY, JUST ENJOY CUTE THINGS ♡ ”

stefunnylynn:

DON’T WORRY, JUST ENJOY CUTE THINGS ♡

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81 notes #i would die for fizzy
July 28th, 2017 at 12:48PM

petitebabyslut:

Your type

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31,678 notes #i would do anything for her!!!!!#i would kill!!!!!
July 28th, 2017 at 11:21AM
  • me happening upon a borzoi on a late night walk: oh hello!
  • borzoi: somehow manages to bark backwards/in reverse
  • me, suddenly forgetting everything i've done over the past 48 hrs: haha! sure!
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July 28th, 2017 at 1:24AM
purified-zone: “ supercumrat64: “ supercumrat64: “ supercumrat64: “ fruitsoftheweb: “Wax Drip ” heh heh… ” sort of, uh… heh ” kinda looks like uh… heh, you know… ” What do you see? What does it look like, Supercumrat64? Why don’t you share it with...

purified-zone:

supercumrat64:

supercumrat64:

supercumrat64:

fruitsoftheweb:

Wax Drip

heh heh…

sort of, uh… heh

kinda looks like uh… heh, you know…

What do you see? What does it look like, Supercumrat64? Why don’t you share it with the class, Supercumrat64?

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