new merit badges for the girl scouts of the postapocalyptic wasteland: trepanation, friend to wolves, monster hunting, fermentation, dueling, witchcraft, storytelling, cauterizing, underwater looting, communing with the old gods, machete wielding, goat intestine divination
The Emoji Movie is directed by a gay man and has a woman of colour in the cast, so I’m going to need Tumblr to think long and hard about why they really don’t like this movie
well i just got back from seeing the emoji movie. yeah, it was pretty much exactly how everyone’s been describing it – just a boring, uninspired two hour long commercial for apps and products. i was actually the only person in the theater. honesty the only memorable part was the part where the poop emoji turned and made eye contact with the camera and told me exactly when and where i would die while addressing me directly. patrick stewart referred to me by my full name and said i’d die in a car crash on my 53rd birthday. pretty weird huh? they didn’t even mention this part later on in the story so i don’t even know why it was in the movie. anyway i wouldn’t really recommend seeing it.
