you know, i don’t actually remember this episode of king of the hill
i do, pussy
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Lancaster Eagle-Gazette, Ohio, February 8, 1949
All I’m really looking for in a relationship is a handsome young man with big dreams to get me pregnant immediately and turn his back on all his potential to get a reliable job in our small hometown to support his new family and he loves me very much but always wonders what he might’ve become if I hadn’t tied him down and I stare, unsleeping, at his back many nights wondering if he resents me but in the morning he kisses me on the forehead and hums as he makes coffee for the two of us and as I ease our third child into her high chair I think if he can be happy with this life so can I
lms if you can relate
Country girls see a corn and fuck it
me and the girls
The music in this vid is so imposing. This is what plays in my head immediately before I have a panic attack
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I love her so much why is she wearing a sherlock holmes hat
it makes me sad that people outside of the toy collecting community will never have the full context of the “optibotimus fake coke commercial” disaster because it is just so funny if you were there when it happened
i’ll try to explain it as best i can regardless
optibotimus is a fairly prominent transformers toy reviewer. you could call his reviews the most baseline they could possibly be. Thew and Vangelus are on the far end of the “entertainment” side of toy reviews, Peaugh is on the far end of “purely informational,” Optibotimus sits squarely in the middle. He shows you the toy in front of a white screen, shows you what it can do, cracks a joke occasionally, and that’s it.
so
one day, optibotimus decides that he wants to run ads on his videos
fair enough, right? people do that. they put vids on youtube, run an ad on ‘em, get a little bit of pocket money.
how did he decide to do it?
he made an ad for coca-cola and started running it on his videos
he did not come to any sort of agreement with coke, he didn’t arrange for a deal.
he just made the ad, ran it on his video, and hoped that Coke would give him a brand deal because he was already running ads for them on his videos.
coke personally, politely, declined his offer.
his fans didn’t exactly care for it either.
I invite you all to watch it:
Yes, the video is 20 minutes long. just watch the first minute. watch the first minute knowing that that advertisement was made with no arrangement with Coca-Cola, the dude just thought that if he started running ads for Coke, Coke would start paying him.
it’s so funny
My fav part is the look of extreme pain on his face as he drinks the coke. As if he’d never had coke before and wasn’t expecting it to be so fuzzy
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