i was rewatching parks and rec and in the episode “leslie and ron” leslie is listing out all of the things she is guessing might have made ron mad at her. i capped it bc i wanted to see what they said so i’m sharing bc they’re amusing
had conversations with postmaster general about getting your face on a stamp
i sent you a birthday card through the u.s. mail
taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society
i submitted to the new yorker cartoon caption contest under your name
invited you to my linkedin professional circle
that i had food and stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation
started using the word “scrumptious” too much
once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count i was super drunk)
all the comments about her are positive like i saw one comment about her glasses on instagram and some guy literally said “your glasses look cute, because you are a good person and whatever you wear becomes cute, you are the queen of wearing glasses”
I’ve been listening to a lot of lana del rey recently and I want to start wearing a wide-brimmed sunhat with an ankle-length veil that goes all the way around
