This is a triptych about being 23 and a mess
Anonymous asked: Are you pro crawling through vents
i dont know what prompted you to send me this but yeah i guess so
type your name and keep hitting predictive text and see what sentence comes up
(via itsaubreylmfao)
- somebody on this website: so many pornbots follow me its really annoying !!!
- me: welcome to my home, horny robots
imp:
to constantly have your eye on some idealized version of a future-“you” is to doom yourself indefinitely into a state of fragmented dissociation
(via democraticsenator)
Speculative depictions by Oberon Zell of the Loch Ness Monster as a giant mollusc. Read the rationale behind the theory.
(via realfootage)
“Homeowners with citrus trees in their yards can apply online to have parasitic wasps mailed to them that can then be released onto citrus trees”
Thanks, Florida Department of Agriculture
I wonder if you have to PROVE that you own citrus trees so they can weed out the freeloaders who just want to cheat the government out of wasps
(via timeforcereal)
3am again, heres a shitty doodle of sleepy nerd-horse girlfriends again. ok byyyeee.
(via lvnarsapphic)
