How do y'all eat your bananas?
1-5 anything else is gonna be baked or ice cream or smoothiefiedthis pisses me off so much i keep seeing this and people are claiming they only eat 1-4 and that’s so evil it’s so misinformed and wrong like i get liking a more sour banana but it’s not ripe and claiming that 9-13 is overripe is just, foolhardy and obtuse what kind of extravagant lifestyles do you milquetoast whites live where youre too good to touch a perfectly ripe banana how sheltered has your life been, how spotless are your fat sausage fucking fingers that you dare claim a banana with spots it worthless id fucking murder anyone on the spot if i knew this about them if i lain eyes on some tall concave assed middle aged man named gerard who was eating a 1, or threw away an 11 i would rip his colon from his body with nothing but my thumbs and teeth i would eat his liver and vomit because of how malnourished and lacking in potassium hed be. fuck everyone who refuses to eat beyond 7
Don’t throw your ECLIPSE GLASSES in the trash.
You can donate them for other kids and humans to watch the 2019 eclipse!!!
ISN’T THAT RAD!? Wait for info by The Astronomers Without Borders (AWB) : https://twitter.com/awb_org (I will edit this post as well)
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Really Now Who Cares If I’m A Little Stinky? Try Living In A Mud Waller As A Simple Little Animal As Long As My Lifespan And See How Your Smell Turns Out. Grow Up
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a precious image from one of the little wooden books i found at goodwill today. might post excerpts from a few more because i like the art
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Crazy how…you could just be a regular guy at work…but you come home and have a kooky sense of humor and play the elite video games and listen to secret music
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I found a lizard in the lady’s room at work!! Still trying to figure out what species she was