Mosi the floppy-eared okapi calf ain’t afraid to flaunt the flop. #ShakeThoseEars
I never knew how badly I needed a baby okapi in my life.
My question is if even the babies can lick their eyeballs, or if they have to wait to grow up for their tongues to be proportionately long enough to do that.
So Hunchback is far and away my favorite movie from Disneyâs
Renaissance, and it always makes me so happy that yes, people seem to
appreciate it, people seem to love it, but Iâmma go into exactly WHY itâs my
favorite, and WHY I think itâs so crucial, and WHY I think it should be
required viewing for young boys specifically.
We all know that a huge bulk of the media weâve grown up
with consistently has that one frustrating message: Â Being the hero means youâll get the
girl. Â Many boys let this mentality bleed
into reality. Â We have ânice guys,â who
feel that their niceness entitles them to romance, when obviously that
discredits a femaleâs personal choice. Â We
all get this, we all know this, and a lot of us get that itâs a toxic message.
So check out our hero.
Heâs an incredibly good person who isnât conventionally attractive.
Check out our lady.
Super good person, conventionally attractive.
The movie so deliberately builds up Quasiâs hopes. Â Thereâs a whole fucking song about it.
But Esmeralda, who is her own person with her own
motivations and preferences, chooses another man, who is also good and also
attractive.
A lot of people criticize this aspect of the movie, the fact
that Quasi doesnât get the girl BECAUSE of his appearance. Â But my argument? Â This is the best damn message a movie could
ever send.
Because when things get dicey, when Esmeraldaâs life in in
danger, when Quasi would be putting his own life on the line, he knows that
romance is no longer within the realm of possibility. Â He knows he wonât be âgetting the girl.â Â He knows this, and he allows himself a moment
of bitterness, he risks falling prey to the ânice guyâ trope, and he almost
succumbs.
âShe already has her knight in shining armor, and itâs not me.â
BUT THEN HE DOES THE RIGHT THING.
He has NO ulterior motive for saving her life. Â NO ulterior motive for opposing the man who
raised him. Â And he doesnât know that heâll
get any reward, he knows he could straight up get killed for his actions, and
yet he still acts.
And thereâs no bitterness.
Thereâs still so, so much love between him and Esmeralda, pure awesome
platonic love, and love between him and Phoebus, and just fucking love all
around, itâs amazing.
Iâve heard so many people express distaste at Quasi not
ending up with Esmerelda. Â Like he was
cheated out of some kind of reward. Â But
have they watched the ending?
Does that look like a man cheated of his reward? Â Does he look like he âlostâ to Phoebus? Â No dude, thatâs a man who has everything he
ever wanted, and thatâs also a man who didnât âget the girl.â
If thatâs not an essential message for young boys to hear, I
donât know what is.
The writers described HoND as a âRolling Stonesâ ending: Quasimodo doesnât get what he wants (Esmeraldaâs love) but he gets what he needs (freedom from his abusive guardian and acceptance by the city in general).  And yes, that totally counts as a win for him.
An excellent opposite to this would be the plot to The Phantom Of The Opera (the book) He does not embrace her personal choice.
On a scale from Hunchback of Notre Dame to the Phantom of the Opera, how badly did you handle a lifetime of isolation based on deformity, and losing your crush to a guy who would absolutely place second to you in a singing competition
one of the many reasons this movie was SO MUCH BETTER THAN FROZEN
I agree that âyouâre not entitled to a womanâs affection just because youâre nice, but that doesnât mean you should stop being niceâ is an excellent message to send to boys, and HOND is one of my all time favourite films BUT it is pretty shitty that the ONLY time Disney felt that they should have this moral is the one film where the male protagonist is a disabled, conventionally unattractive Romani man.Â
Like itâs similar to Princess and the Frog where, yes, itâs an excellent moral to teach kids that hard work is the only way to achieve your dreams and that sitting around wishing wonât do anything, but the only time they apparently saw it prudent to teach that moral was when it meant a black woman had to work hard for her happy ending. Good moral, icky execution when you look at it in context. Â
When i first got a tumblr I wrote a a post along the lines of the last comment and i got a disney stan in my inbox calling me a piece of shit
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