seriouslyitsjessyca:

squidsmeister:

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive 

It’s in past tense because he does all of that now

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chordchanges:

Chaos…… Reigns………

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yesterdaysprint:
“ The Winnipeg Tribune, Manitoba, March 18, 1904
”
Not very much if I’m being honest

yesterdaysprint:

The Winnipeg Tribune, Manitoba, March 18, 1904

Not very much if I’m being honest

Thanks for the warning

Thanks for the warning

48973605857098360949863:
“look what you made me do to em
”

48973605857098360949863:

look what you made me do to em

(via oogie)

witchydarling:
“tfw you get to be your witchy self at work 🎃
”

witchydarling:

tfw you get to be your witchy self at work 🎃

healthcoregoth:

dogjpeg:

me getting knocked over by the biggest dog I’ve ever met while The King of Dogs does nothing

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*The king of dogs lets out a hearty chuckle* You foolish knave. Thinking you can touch my dogs without consequence.

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corgisandboobs:

tehawesome:

wait for it

The anti-ANGERY meme.

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meowmagica:

unrelatableuserboxes:

The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

when we were kids my brother used to be scared that the radiator would turn into a goat. he wasn’t afraid of goats, he was just afraid of the heater being one.

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mautlyn:

but yeah it does seem that most het men aren’t even attracted to women lol they find women in their natural state repulsive, they find the female body as it naturally exists repulsive and make all kinds of crude jokes about ugly vaginas etc even TO the women they date sometimes, but they are turned on by the power they can wield over women and that’s why they’re so attracted to hyperfemininity and sex dolls and hurting women, they’re attracted to dehumanization and degradation of women…male heterosexuality in our society is mostly sadism

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whatthefauna:
“ This Spanish moon moth is flaunting his good looks in the handful of days he has left to live. Unable to eat after emerging from his cocoon, the adult devotes all of his remaining time and energy to reproduction.
Image credit: Daniel...

whatthefauna:

This Spanish moon moth is flaunting his good looks in the handful of days he has left to live. Unable to eat after emerging from his cocoon, the adult devotes all of his remaining time and energy to reproduction.

Image credit: Daniel Morel

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mydeddyalabama:

kevin rudolf: *releases let it rock ft lil wayne*

everyone in 2008:

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ronibravo:

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

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