If your default mental photo of Marilyn Monroe is an over-saturated glamour shot of her with her mouth open, please take a moment to replace it with this one of her giving zero f***s about some bears eating garbage.
this is gonna come to life and strangle this man to death in the middle of the night
i am being one hundred percent honest when i say words cannot fucking express how viscerally horrifying this is. even if this is a joke the fact that he made this thing is terrifying. this is an image that would be used for an scp. im mortally afraid that this man exists on the same planet as the rest of us
