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witchcrab:

waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark but they DID wanna team up to hustle some thematically similar plumbers at like golf and tennis and shit

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acoolguy:
“ mountaindewftw:
“ starlight-lilith:
“ mountaindewftw:
“ Rumor: Two New Game Fuel Flavors to Release in 2017 The image above has surfaced online, apparently leaking the existence of two brand-new flavors in the Mountain Dew Game Fuel line:...

acoolguy:

mountaindewftw:

starlight-lilith:

mountaindewftw:

Rumor: Two New Game Fuel Flavors to Release in 2017

The image above has surfaced online, apparently leaking the existence of two brand-new flavors in the Mountain Dew Game Fuel line: Arctic Burst and Tropical Smash. The labels on these new flavors seem to indicate that they will promote the release of an upcoming video game (as is standard for Game Fuel flavors), with this year’s featured game being Middle-earth: Shadow of War. If this image is in-fact legitimate, these flavors would see a release around the time of Shadow of War’s release (August 22, 2017), possibly a few weeks sooner.

What is perhaps most interesting about this image is that the original red Citrus-Cherry flavor is totally absent. Game Fuel Citrus-Cherry has returned for every video game promotion in Mountain Dew’s history since debuting solo in 2007 to promote Halo 3. All Game Fuel events since then have brought Citrus-Cherry Game Fuel back to shelves alongside a totally new flavor. That would me that this year’s promotion would be the first time two new Game Fuel flavors would be released at the same time without the original flavor.

Stay tuned to MountainDewFTW, where we will be reporting on this and more DEW News.

sorry but is this a mountain dew fan blog? not like a sponsored thing just a person whos legitimately jazzed about mountain dew

@starlight-lilith
No need to be sorry! There are fandoms for all sorts of things online, and Tumblr is especially concentrated in its users blogging about their favorite shows, musicians, and yes, even soda brands! I started this DEW fanblog back in 2011 and it’s been sort of a hobby of mine to run it. You’d be amazed at how “jazzed” folks get about their favorite flavor returning after a long time, or a new promotion announced, etc.! Surely mountaindewftw is not the strangest thing you’ve seen on tumblr. Probably not even the strangest thing you’ve seen on tumblr this week!

i will protect you until i die mountaindewftw

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t8r-thot:
“Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.
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t8r-thot:

Only fifty bucks for these rambunctious gals.

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zamaron:

someone: how are you doing
me:…..bitch…google it….look it up…

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markv5:
“Бмотрящий
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markv5:

Смотрящий

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witchydarling:

jeezypetes:

witchydarling:

@jeezypetes replied to your post: “someone tell me to maket his phone call, i’m putting it off”:
Make the phone call! Also eat!!

CAN’T EAT TIL CALL MADE

Oh no calling therapists is terrifying esp if its the first time.. Can you email them?? That’s what i always do

my parents are pretty insistent i call

😬 good luck!!! You can do it!! Good news is therapists are usually easy to talk to

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witchydarling:

@jeezypetes replied to your post: “someone tell me to maket his phone call, i’m putting it off”:
Make the phone call! Also eat!!

CAN’T EAT TIL CALL MADE

Oh no calling therapists is terrifying esp if its the first time.. Can you email them?? That’s what i always do

babydreamgirl:

killyourdadclub:

babydreamgirl:

this 2 ambien 1 adderall fever dream…. im honestly in awe

How high does she think she’s jumping..

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asker

Anonymous asked: People always joke about taking both the red and blue pills from 'The Matrix'. But the blue pill apparently wipes your memory of meeting the people outside the matrix, while the red pill ejects you from the matrix. So wouldn't taking both just end up with you kicked out of the matrix butt-ass nude with no idea what the fuck was going on?

virtualherovranger:

thats me when i wake up every goddamn day