cheeso:

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”

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snakegay:

you all: [fighting, making bad posts, etc]

sea spider:

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softtrade:

<b>You (foolish, Luddite, irrational):</b> maybe ideas and behaviors have an economic and sociological basis

<b>Me (disruptive, cutting edge, wise):</b>

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<I>techno-phrenology

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cultclassic:
“Someone get this gal a girlfriend
”

cultclassic:

Someone get this gal a girlfriend

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urukhai:

urukhai:

I am reduced to a thing that wants Virginia. I composed a beautiful letter to you in the sleepless nightmare hours of the night, and it has all gone: I just miss you, in a quite simple desperate human way. You, with all your un-dumb letters, would never write so elementary a phrase as that; perhaps you wouldn’t even feel it. And yet I believe you’ll be sensible of a little gap. But you’d clothe it in so exquisite a phrase that it would lose a little of its reality. Whereas with me it is quite stark: I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal. So this letter is just really a squeal of pain. It is incredible how essential to me you have become. I suppose you are accustomed to people saying these things. Damn you, spoilt creature; I shan’t make you love me any the more by giving myself away like this –But oh my dear, I can’t be clever and stand-offish with you: I love you too much for that. Too truly. You have no idea how stand-offish I can be with people I don’t love. I have brought it to a fine art. But you have broken down my defences. And I don’t really resent it. - Vita Sackville West to Virginia Woolf

Look here Vita — throw over your man, and we’ll go to Hampton Court and dine on the river together and walk in the garden in the moonlight and come home late and have a bottle of wine and get tipsy, and I’ll tell you all the things I have in my head, millions, myriads — They won’t stir by day, only by dark on the river. Think of that. Throw over your man, I say, and come.--Virginia Woolf to Vita Sackville West

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badgyal-k:

badgyal-k:

Regarding Hurricane Donations:

I’m going to provide some links to get you started in terms of donation resources that are available at this time for regions affected by the hurricanes that have passed through or will be coming soon. Feel free to add on.


Houston:

Coalition for the Homeless

Houston Food Bank

LGBTQ Hurricane Harvey Disaster Relief Fund (to help homeless youth, seniors, people living with HIV, hate crime survivors, and those devastated by the storm)

SHAPE- Self-Help for African People through Education (Donations will allow SHAPE to assist with medical prescriptions, make emergency cash contributions, and more)

Flood Relief for Texas Children’s Hospital


Antigua and Barbuda:

Even though the Red Cross is Questionable, Ticketing, an app developed by Antiguans, is collecting donations in-app and all funds received will be donated to the joint efforts of the National Office of Disaster Services and the Antigua and Barbuda Red Cross. Download the app on Google Play and the Apple App Store

Habitat for Humanity of Trinidad and Tobago (for Barbuda relief)

Antigua and Barbuda citizen Jessye Romeo is raising funds for Barbuda relief out of London, UK


St. Martin/St. Maarten:

St. Maarten youth living in France raise funds for relief of the island

St. Maarten Relief Fund on Youcaring 

Hurricane Disaster Relief for St. Martin/ St. Maarten on Fundly

The French and Dutch Red Cross organizations are seeking donations at this time for their respective territories  on then island (do research on any organization you are curious/ wary about before donating, as the Red Cross track record isn’t so hot)


Haiti:

Action Against Hunger

Oxfam 

Care.org

Hope for Haiti


Dominican Republic: 

Oxfam 

Outreach 360

Kinship United


Puerto Rico:

Cáritas de Puerto Rico

Americares

Asociación Puertorriqueños en Marcha


US Virgin Islands:

USVI Relief Fund on Gofundme

UNICEF


Florida:

Feeding Florida

Coalition for the Homeless of Central Florida

Florida Keys Children’s Shelter

United Way of Miami-Dade



This is just a starting list. As said before, please feel free to add on.

It goes without saying but if you cannot afford to donate, share the information so someone who can afford to help has some options or a place to start looking if they’d like to help

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princesspromenade:
“Another picture from the Storybook collection!
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princesspromenade:

Another picture from the Storybook collection!

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doomybot:
“ neopets-hentai:
“ curlicuecal:
“ zenyattasperceptrons:
“😭
”
holy shit SLAIN
”
@doomybot can you past the Turing test?”
cuck
”

doomybot:

neopets-hentai:

curlicuecal:

zenyattasperceptrons:

😭

image

holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot
can you past the Turing test?

cuck

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People only like me bc im pretty and nice and its not fair :/ i want ppl to like me bc im pretty and smart and funny and hot and good at cartwheels

napoleanbonafarte:
“ markv5:
“Технически кошкам тут ничего не запрещено…
”
“Technically cats are allowed” ”

napoleanbonafarte:

markv5:

Технически кошкам тут ничего не запрещено…

“Technically cats are allowed”

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bossubossupromode:

lezzybennet:

how! do! girls! find! girlfriends!!

look! under! rocks! and! branches! in! your! local! forest!

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