White nationalists generally don’t want to look like characters out of American History X anymore. Fashion choices at the convention ranged from Ruby Ridge to Mad Men, but most of the people there looked like you might run into them on Capitol Hill or in the U-District. That said, there is a type. According to my observations, the standard Seattle Nazi is a white male under 30 who either works in the tech industry or is going to school to work in the tech industry. “You’re also a coder? Do you mind if I send you something I’ve been working on?” I heard that more than once.
Some times the shell makes it hard for them to FUCK!
“Barnacles probably have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom.”
I don’t like that.
Some times they live on walls or big pillars.
Some times they live on whales.
Sometimes the whales don’t like it. But sometimes they don’t care.
Do you like whales? I like whales.
Whales are not full of cream. Whales are full of magic.
They got NO heart and NO gills but I THINK they got souls.
I think they got bum also.
It wasn’t clear.
They got eye.
The babies are like little larvae that swim about until they get old and find a nice spot. Then they go to this nice spot and they think “hmm, that’s a good spot. i,m going to make cement here.”
I think that’s right.
It wasn’t clear. I didn’t look into it much though.
They look silly when they’re enjoying a snack.
There’s this kind called Goose Barnacles, or sometimes Gooseneck Barnacles, and they’re called that because they anchor on to things using these big meaty tubes that look like goose necks.
They’re also called that because in the Old Days people used to think they would transform into geese, or that geese would pop out of their shells, & that’s how geese are made.
I wish that was how geese are made. I think that sounds delightful.
Geese are not full of cream. Geese are full of grease and rage.
what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them?
Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
look at this shit
They radiate peace
capybaras are friend shaped
I love this post
This is actually a cool thing I know about!
In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.
Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.
Like puppies
Ducks
Deer
Emus
They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!
Idk why y'all are thirsting after the nasty dirt boys on stranger things when bob newby, the only man who would treat you right on the whole show, is right in front of ur damn eyes
Uggggghhhhhh this dude started chatting with me in the break room while I was trying to steal leftover food from the Halloween party on my way out and 1) I had to replace the full bag of stacys pita chips I was about to put in my bag and 2) I missed my bus and now I’m going go miss my train…. Karen and Georgia were right FUCK politeness stay sexy and don’t engage with your coworkers
Literally everyone at this office is sooo friendly and nice every single one I meet says “You should come say hi to me every once in a while! Just take a break and come and have a chat :)” as if talking with strangers was a recreational activity and not a waking nightmare
Uggggghhhhhh this dude started chatting with me in the break room while I was trying to steal leftover food from the Halloween party on my way out and 1) I had to replace the full bag of stacys pita chips I was about to put in my bag and 2) I missed my bus and now I’m going go miss my train…. Karen and Georgia were right FUCK politeness stay sexy and don’t engage with your coworkers
disney’s gonna release the live-action little mermaid movie and the director’s gonna do an interview for teenvogue where he says the crab sebastian is gay and everyone’s gonna laud it as the most woke moment of 2019 and a horde of 21-35 year old women on tumblr will draw human aus where he’s a young white redhead and he and king triton are fuckin’
