Idk what these are but i want one in my mouth This Instant

Idk what these are but i want one in my mouth This Instant

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m86:

Archeologists In Egipt Find The Extremely Rare Pussy Bone

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frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

frollosuggestions:

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

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bogleech:

bogleech:

?!!?!?!???!! NO!!?????

fyi the “pet grade” snails are fifteen dollars each

Here is where you can buy the snails for 60 cents that they think are too ugly to be loved:

http://www.shop.snailsinthemail.com/Blemished-live-snails-For-labs-research-feeders-more-lab.htm

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tripropellant:

A succulent Chinese MeaL!

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minesottafatspoollegend:

comedianthrax:

comedianthrax:

that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh

this guy

I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status

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I’ve been reading literally hundreds of linkedin profiles of business school graduates for work and i have a confession to make: i still don’t know what equity is

I am learning more than you could ever imagine. I am learning what I am not. Anne Sexton, from a letter to W.D. Snodgrass written c. October 1958
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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Hey, do you guys remember HitClips? Those little discs that you could use to play, like, thirty seconds of a Hilary Duff song or whatever?

Asking because I had a dream that the doctor said there were complications with my top surgery and that he had to use HitClips as a backing for my nipples so that they’d be “sturdy enough”.

gobbo69:
“lymphonodge:
“0 for 2, Herman
”
idiot
”

gobbo69:

lymphonodge:

0 for 2, Herman

idiot

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i-dont-sell-urls:

greyestjpg:

i-dont-sell-urls:

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breakfast

hey op can i ask a question?

Sure :)

why did my wife leave me

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